Red Rooster

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To be honest, I was totally willing to settle for Stumpy.

Never do anything for free.
That which saves time is generally worth more than that which amounts to a higher dollar cost.
If humans were any good at love, we’d all be happily married.
There’s a very good reason why they have free booze at art shows. It’s not entirely unlike why a stripper sits on your lap […]

What, I actually have to write something intelligent here? Your expectations are smothering me.