Red Rooster

• Never do anything for free.
• That which saves time is generally worth more than that which amounts to a higher dollar cost.
• If humans were any good at love, we’d all be happily married.
• There’s a very good reason why they have free booze at art shows. It’s not entirely unlike why a stripper sits on your lap for 10 minutes before asking if you want a lap dance.
• Marry from Queens but never move there.
• Move to Brooklyn but never marry from there.
• Either way, make sure your job is in Manhattan. Outer borough labor is still decidedly passe.
• People waste too much time reading silly blogs.

*fin.*

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