Who is this Dr. Myra Vanderhood? Does she work for Vogue or something?
(honestly, I’d rather read about sexual sounds than James Frey. And Myra’s pretty hot - I could get down with that redhead-in-a-labcoat fantasy.)
10:50pm: Philip Seymour Hoffman. Isn’t it time he did an insane buddy movie with Jack Black?
(note: all other entries lost due to browser crash)
(okay, not really. Just that the Golden Globes were really fucking boring and I turned them off immediately. Anyone who liveblogged them is a complete tool. People need to get off the […]
AP - New Orleans Mayor Says God Mad at U.S.
God’s not mad. He’s just crying when thinking how people like Nagin got so fucking stupid. Kids, that’s where hurricanes come from!
I leave it up to you as an exercise to correlate the occurence of major Atlantic storm events and the instances when Pat Robertson […]
… a great blonde joke.
Your Surrogate Conservative Father
This is genius.
Not that anything more is necessary, but several additional observations:
1. If you’re a moderate liberal and you often argue about politics with your misguided conservative father, there’s nothing to worry about. However, if you’re a moderate liberal and you find yourself constantly arguing about politics with not only your father […]