Boy, that God is a crazy guy
AP - New Orleans Mayor Says God Mad at U.S.
God’s not mad. He’s just crying when thinking how people like Nagin got so fucking stupid. Kids, that’s where hurricanes come from!
I leave it up to you as an exercise to correlate the occurence of major Atlantic storm events and the instances when Pat Robertson made references to God’s wrath or assassination attempts on foreign leaders. It may be difficult to show that they’re linked in any way using traditional statistical models, but if you do a little “Republican math” I’m sure you’ll prove that one causes the other.
Elsewhere - our mayor? Part of an even bigger urgent breaking news story. Surely “news that’s fit to print” - although this one might give the trees a bit of a self-esteem problem.