The House Wins, Again
Contest: Stalk George Clooney, Win a Prize!
The first person to send us an authentic shot in which Clooney is which undisputedly visible wins Ocean’s 11 AND Ocean’s 12 on DVD.
Oh, how thoughtful of you. Two bargain-bin DVDs, both probably 2-for-$20 at Best Buy on 23rd St. (where Denton likely picked them up after a long, sore night in Chelsea. Oh, I kid, I kid!)
It’s now the contest no one wants to win. Why not throw “Killing Zoe” in there to make it an Incredibly Awful Heist Movie box set? At least then it would be a remarkable collectors’ item, like R-Kelly’s “Trapped In The Closet Vols. 1-12″.
Which I have. (Thanks a million, sexy!) As well as “Ocean’s 11″. And I’ve seen “Ocean’s 12″ 20 times in the past month on HBO. What can I say? There’s no defense. It’s like eating 6 pieces of bacon and a bowl of spaghetti for breakfast. And I do that, too.
Question: why not “Syriana”? Is it not out yet? That’s his Oscar!
(shit, George Clooney has an Oscar. That looks awful in writing. Crediting an Oscar to the original McDreamy.)
(double shit. I shouldn’t have wrote that. Just gave away my television viewing habits, irreparably damaged my masculinity in the process. After all, there’s no girlfriend around to force me to watch “Grey’s Anatomy” or “ER”. But there’s no accounting for taste, either. See above movie viewing habits…)