Timely update on the “Imminent Eradication Of All Human Kind By Interstellar Death Ray” story
Interstellar Deathray Not Likely to Hit Earth (SPACE.com via Yahoo!)
You can all stop panicking and pissing your pants now.
(Seriously, WTF? Do I not have enough going on in my life, such that I have to look at a news feed and see something like this title? This raises all kinds of alarms. First of all, scientists are so often WRONG, and I don’t trust them. Second, I don’t trust the media either. Third, what’s the news here if we were NOT already under the impression that there’s a constant danger from interstellar deathrays? Could this be propaganda? In any case, I’m wearing a tinfoil hat from now on.)