Archive for May, 2006

More immigration musings

Monday, May 22nd, 2006

Up to this point, I’d been leaning in the direction of enforcing existing immigration laws on undocumented residents. Which meant deportation, not amnesty. I’d argued it was better for them, and for us, that they’d leave if they were here illegally. I reasoned that their situation here was awful anyway.
But I just realized, while composing […]

Wondered out-loud: “Who the hell buys flip-flops on eBay?”

Friday, May 19th, 2006

Found in the email box…

Overheard in New York, “So Fucked Up That Michael Malice Probably Said It Himself” edition

Friday, May 19th, 2006

From J. Coyle of Morristown, NJ, via Simmons’ mailbag,

Went to the Yankees home opener and was using one of the urinals in the men’s bathroom. Two stalls over, a guy had his daughter in one of those baby pappoose things around his neck. The guy between us strikes up a conversation with the dad. […]

PSA: Huge Genital Bulges Are An Embarassing Problem For Many Men. (I should know.)

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

(via mulletpoetry.com)

I pity each one of them

Saturday, May 13th, 2006

Hard Year for College Presidents Ending (Yahoo!, AP)
Yeah, you know, with foie gras possibly being banned and all.

Seriously, what the holy hell fuck? Is there a point to this article? Is this any sort of news that belongs outside of a trade publication for higher education? Do we really give a shit about these silver-spoony […]

Holy hype machine Batman: Lily Allen

Friday, May 12th, 2006

Jesus Christ all y’all music bloggers, you know how to completely beat something to death in 3 hours.
Except, sometimes you’re right about the hype.

Been listening for the past half hour. Really, if I had an iPod, I’d be replaying like a crazy motherfucker.
http://www.myspace.com/lilymusic
Just to show that I’m a complete tool for the hype machine: […]

Friday, May 12th, 2006

Was just looking back on some recent entries. Wow, I’m a cranky fucker!
Well, here’s something more giving in nature:
http://aidswalknewyork2006.kintera.org/brianvan
Doing an AIDS walk in a little over a week. Set a modest donation goal that probably won’t be met. However, here’s your opportunity to donate and support a good cause, if you wish. Otherwise, just try […]

If you’re American, you’re good!

Monday, May 8th, 2006

http://www.iamaproudamerican.com/
After seeing the ugly side of the current immigration debate (any time you have millions of people blocking traffic to march and protest, it’s no longer a civil debate), it’s refreshing to see one positive source of information in the war against immigration stereotypes. Plus, it’s sprinkled lightly with jingoism!
There’s not much there yet, but […]

You’re on hold with Satan

Monday, May 8th, 2006

I just placed a phone call to a staffing agency for business-related stuff, and I was placed on hold while they went to find my appropriate contact. (side note: they all sit 5 feet from one another, yet need 2 minutes to locate their co-workers when someone calls. Especially if that someone on the phone […]

In the fine print…

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006

Post Office Proposes Stamp Rate Increase (AP)
Notable for this:
The cost of a first-class stamp went from 37 cents to 39 cents in January… The increase in January was required so the post office could place some $3 billion in an escrow account, a step required in law.
The White House has opposed the release of the […]