Overheard in New York, “So Fucked Up That Michael Malice Probably Said It Himself” edition
From J. Coyle of Morristown, NJ, via Simmons’ mailbag,
Went to the Yankees home opener and was using one of the urinals in the men’s bathroom. Two stalls over, a guy had his daughter in one of those baby pappoose things around his neck. The guy between us strikes up a conversation with the dad. “So how old is she? Is this her first baseball game? Is this her first Yankees game?” Then he says, while talking stupid baby talk, “I bet this won’t be the only time you go to a Yankees game.” Just then, another guy walks behind us and says, “I bet this also won’t be the only time she’s in the men’s room,” and keeps on walking past. Welcome to Yankee Stadium.