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Is it just me, or does no one watch any movies anymore?

The vanishing holiday bonus (Yahoo! News)
That’s pretty low, mister. If I had a rubber hose, I would beat you…
I really have no problem with this if the case is something along the lines like this: the company is in tough times, the management […]

Why do people live in cities?
Apparently, to do the same thing that happens in the suburbs just as often. A half-baked socio-economic theory if I’ve ever heard one. Expect a full chapter on it in Gladwell’s next book, and for me to be making fun of it next Halloween.
Disclosure: I moved to New York […]

Funny Business Joke 1 courtesy of wallstreetfighter.com.

Lanced! So now the backlash finally comes out of the closet: celebrities are not happy when the media comes after them with a full blitz just so that they’ll reveal that they’re gay. I was just thinking this last night - this seems to be the season where everyone’s coming out, isn’t it? Why the […]

This video is golden for so many reasons. Banned from TV!

Friendly reminder: save your keyboard and monitor from death, stop drinking whatever it is you’re drinking.
Folklore.org: Macintosh Stories: An Early ‘Switch’ Campaign
In which the dashing and valorious Steve Jobs presents an offer to Bo Derek that she certainly can (and did) refuse. And also, this took place in 1985, which makes the ongoing story […]

CMJ - Aside from the irritation of something that sounds like the call letters to a country radio station, I’ve just about had it with the CMJ infestation. Or, more appropriately, I like the idea of CMJ but I’ve just about had it with the self-importance of the indie music scene. ESPECIALLY the bloggers - […]

http://www.swarthmore.edu/SocSci/bdorsey1/41docs/51-fra.html
Reasons:
1. Old women are smarter.
2. Old women aspire to be better at things in general. And are therefore more useful than young brats.
3. Old women are barren. (Hey, no condoms!)
4. Old women are more discreet. (One of my friends just had a problem with a girl who is surely NOT discreet on her LiveJournal. Not […]