From the Entirely Unexpected Punchline Dept.
Friendly reminder: save your keyboard and monitor from death, stop drinking whatever it is you’re drinking.
Folklore.org: Macintosh Stories: An Early ‘Switch’ Campaign
In which the dashing and valorious Steve Jobs presents an offer to Bo Derek that she certainly can (and did) refuse. And also, this took place in 1985, which makes the ongoing story a bit funnier. (Oh, who’s kidding? It’s all a setup for the last line.)