And All Of Them Are In North Dakota
9 U.S. towns ready for Atlantic tsunami - Yahoo! News
Should you need a hint of reality, the title of this post is completely facetious, but would you be surprised? After our various Homeland Security budgeting debacles, I’d assume they’d have all the life rafts shipped to Iowa and all the snowplows shipped to Arizona. You are only as “safe” as your Congressman is a whore.
But, anyway. The actual meaning of the story (because headlines are written by brain-damaged people) is that “9 U.S. Towns have bothered with the process of being tsunami-certified”. Sure, everyone in those towns will surely die should the event ever occur, but they’ll have been notified first in a government-approved manner!
I, for one, do not believe in this nonsense. I instead propose the following: every disaster contingency kit for a catastrophe that large should consist of nothing more than a fast-acting Viagra pill and a large bottle of lube. Forget the condoms, that’s not going to matter. Life is short, nature is cruel, fornicate the best you can with the time you’ve got and the apparatus that God gave ya.
(Not everything has to be about sex, of course, but I don’t think a Mulberry-street cannoli keeps well on a shelf)