I’m Going To Use This On A Liberal Someday (Probably Sometime In November 2008)
Regardless of the fact that the commenter is razzing on Yankees fans (because, despite my love for the Yanks, that part of it is well deserved), I found this to be the best taunt line of the year:
I see a lot of text from Yankee fans, but all I’m reading is “WAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAH!” Your tears are delicious to me, like little liquid Drake’s Cakes.
P.S. - Regarding the headline, I’d classify myself as quasi-liberal, and in no way does my annoyance at extremist liberals make me a staunch conservative. You never need to taunt conservatives, because they’re miserable people in the first place. Life is its own revenge for them.
P.P.S. - Pavano is a dick, a turd of the smelliest and most foul classification. He should keep his $40 million, but he should pitch in the bullpen with a $1 salary for 3 1/2 years after his surgery if he has any conscience. Also, Cashman should get that fat fuck a treadmill and make him walk/run off that lard-filled ass for 18 months while his gimpy elbow heals.